Oh, look, is that a bandwagon?

[mooging]

Although I will not be able to answer until tomorrow afternoon, after English Literature and Latin Verse exams, and I know I still haven't replied to a few comments (which I Will Do):

Stolen from everyone, ever:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

(Also, I really don't mind if you pick more than one character, but no more than three please, because there are LIMITS TO MY BRAIN.)

Comments

[rionaleonhart]

Hurrah! Chase, please?

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Chase:

- When he slept with Cameron, the main things on his mind were that she was totally high, that he really shouldn't be doing this and that she'd rather be with House; later, when everything was more confusing and thought wasn't exactly easy, he'd thought he'd rather be with House, and, half-panicking, forced himself to look Cameron in the eye when he came. Still stoned, she'd told him he was romantic and he felt less guilt about that than looking House in the eye for the next week.
- He hates Wilson because he saw him with his arm around House's shoulder (they were out on the balcony, and House looked very un-House-like, almost upset) but he doesn't like that he doesn't like Wilson, because he doesn't like that he likes House like that. It's confusing when he tries to think it through.
- When he was younger, he permed his hair (although he'd never admit it: it was only a demi-wave and it didn't really count, obviously).

[rionaleonhart]

CHASE IS ADORABLE. Thank you! omg eeee House/Chase!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I knoooow, and yet I don't understand. BUT STILL. Eeeeee.

I am glad you liked!

(Sorry about the blank comment before, LJ being a bit of a pest right now, so, er, yes, if there is further comment woes, I'm sorry for things exploding on me why does the internet hate me when I love it so?)

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Laura Roslin

Sue White

Mac

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

(I'm going to do yours on a separate comment for each, so they might take a while...I want to think about them!)

Sue White:

- She has secret miniture CCTV cameras in everybody's locker (there are 10 in Mac's, and 3 in his bag).
- She used to do ballet, until she played Sleeping Beauty and when the Prince bent over to kiss her awake, she pulled him on top of her and pulled down his pants (she was only seven, and she was kicked out of ballet class after that).
- When she slept with Guy, she made him wear a mask of Mac's face that she had made from newspaper strips: she may also have drugged him a little bit, because Guy can never remember exactly how they ended up in bed but he's never been one to back away from naked sex even if it comes with a side of amnesia and a stalker with damn good legs.

[sarkastic.livejournal.com]

Sam Tyler and Gene Hunt!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

(Okay, so this is nearly a month late. I fail, clearly. Sorry!)

Sam Tyler:

- He once woke up from a nightmare, about really being from the seventies, and spent the rest of the night constructing a scale model of his real flat out of paper. He keeps it in a cupboard and doesn't look at it, in case it's disappeared (he thinks it might have, and he doesn't know if that makes him crazy or realistic).
- In 2007, in that brief, horrible lapse in times, he bought a leather jacket and a camel coat and slept in both of them, curled up with the collars to his nose and trying to remember as much as he could.
- He looks at Gene and sees himself, had the rules not got to him first, and he only sees Gene when they're pressed against a wall and not arguing vocally anymore.

Gene Hunt:

- He isn't really married. He just says he is to make people think he's not involved in a slightly destructive relationship with his D.I. or, before that, to make people think that he wasn't interested in throwing his D.I. up against the nearest surface and fucking the living daylights against him.
- In the tunnel, there was a moment where he honestly thought Sam would turn around and leave them there.
- When he looks at Sam, he sees himself if any rules had meant more to him than his over-riding sense of righteous justice, and he only sees Sam when they're pressed against a wall and not arguing vocally anymore.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

Manny Bianco.

(PS GOOD LUCK OMG NOT THAT YOU NEED IT)

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Manny:

- He once made Bernard a sandwich with two-year old chocolate spread, after the hand-toasting incident and before he was fired, and felt so guilty when Bernard spent the night throwing up, loudly, that he initiated the argument that got him fired because he knew fighting made Bernard feel better.
- He had actually been able to make soup towers since he knew how to cook, and nobody had known until Bernard had made him make one.
- He's seen Bernard naked twice: once by accident, because he didn't know Bernard was in the bath - the light was off and the door wasn't locked (but there again, Bernard didn't like the light in the bathroom because he said it insulted his mind's eye and the lock hadn't worked in years after Bernard destroyed it with a tin of sardines, claiming that the little gold bolt was actually King Sardine and needed to return to his people); once because he'd watched Bernard drink three bottles of vodka and a six-pack of beer and then take a bath - after he'd been in there for three hours, Manny burst in to check he hadn't drowned. (He hadn't).

(SERIOUSLY WHAT I DON'T SHIP MANNY/BERNARD DO I? Um, I hope the crazy-faux-canon was okay for you.)

(THANK YOU for the luck - and really, I need all the luck I can get for all my exams!)

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE SO AWESOME AND RIGHT WHAT. The first one is just adorable, because that is how he'd take revenge, and he would feel guilty, oh, Manny (see the italics symbolising my sincere feeling). And and the soup towers are just AWESOME because it's a bit like the random piano playing, and I bet he can do all kinds of crazy-brilliant things that nobody has ever discovered, including himself. And then THE SARDINE STORY FOR THE WIN AHAHAHAHA and then suddenly caring!Manny all over again and I love you, because the fact that Manny cares so much about Bernard actually brings me real warm joy, I swear.

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

I am GIGGLING LIKE MENTAL at these.

Especially the 'Manny seeing Bernard naked' ones. U R comedy genius. XD

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

DIDO.

NO DON'T WORRY I WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO YOU.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Guy!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I HATE YOU A LITTLE BIT (AND MY MIND HATES ME) except I don't really hate you OMG NO IMPOSSIBILITY.

Dido:

- When Sychaeus' ghost came to her and told her how he had died, and Anna was trying to comfort her, Dido kissed her like you shouldn't kiss a sister and then cried for a week straight before she dug up her dead husband's gold and fled to Africa; she took Anna because she reminded her of what she couldn't have and what she wouldn't let Pygmalion touch.
- When she was with Sychaeus, she loved him to the point of pain and when he died, she missed him less than she thought she would: she felt so guilty about this that she determined to stay absolutely faithful to his memory - faithful in body, if not in spirit.
- Before she met Aeneas, she had thought about dying, because she was just one person and she was terrified about being the last word about everything, about being the person with the answers; Aeneas meant she didn't have to know the moral high-ground, and when he left, she was partly overwhelmed with the solitude of responsibility, partly from love.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE THERE? Moving swiftly on:

Guy:

- He really does watch Mac when he showers
- The first time he anaesthetised a patient for a heart transplant that Mac was doing, he was sick immediately afterwards, and Mac found him hanging over the toilet in the Mens' Room and rubbed his back until Guy stopped retching, his eyes stopped burning, and he told Mac to stop being a poof.
- If Mac dies (and it's an if, because Guy won't believe it's a definite event), he probably will marry Caroline because he does love her, but he wouldn't screw anything up for Mac, not really.

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOUR DIDO ONES SO SCARILY PERFECT???

AND AWWW, GUY. MAC.

I NEED TO WRITE MORE GUY/MAC.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

YOU SEE HOW I WRITE DIDO WHEN YOU ASK ME TO? DIDO.

I haven't actually written any out-and-out Guy/Mac, just the hint of it in the Epic Green Wing Crack of Doom I wrote a while ago.

BUT I LOVE THE GUY/MAC LIKE I LOVE GUY AND MAC AND CAROLINE AND MAC/CAROLINE.

(LJ ATE THIS THE FIRST TIME ROUND)

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

GUY/MAC WINS.

I THINK I'M GOING TO WRITE FIC NOW.

BUT I SEEM TO BE COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF WRITING ANYTHING THE MAJORITY OF MY F-LIST (OR THE INTERNET AT LARGE) WILL WANT TO READ, BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET THESE WEIRD IDEAS.

CASE IN POINT: I'M FEELING FAIRLY INSPIRED, AT THIS MOMENT, TO WRITE TORCHWOOD OR GREEN WING FIC.

BUT MOSTLY? I WANT TO WRITE AN ANGEL/BSG CROSSOVER WITH FRED/BALTAR, WESLEY/BALTAR AND FRED/WESLEY. AND POSSIBLY FRED/WESLEY/BALTAR.

I DON'T REMEMBER IF YOU WATCHED ANGEL, BUT IF NOT, THAT WILL MAKE NO SENSE.

...

No, I have no idea why I wrote all of that in capslock.

Hmmm.

[lo0o0ony-lauren.livejournal.com]

Orright? This isn't relevant to anything, but I wondered how your exams were going and thought I'd send you some internets love, because if they're going anything like mine then you probably need it. ♥

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Ohh, that's so very sweet of you! I was actually just going to your journal to ask you the same thing, but here you are, beating me to it.

I would kind of like to die now, because BIOLOGY VERY BAD and MATHS ARGH and even LATIN ARGH and um, yes, I screwed up English Literature and I don't have enough time to revise properly for the Medicine exam, and yes, is it over yet?

How are your terrible things going?

*send you lots of internet love too*