Oh, look, is that a bandwagon?

[mooging]

Although I will not be able to answer until tomorrow afternoon, after English Literature and Latin Verse exams, and I know I still haven't replied to a few comments (which I Will Do):

Stolen from everyone, ever:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

(Also, I really don't mind if you pick more than one character, but no more than three please, because there are LIMITS TO MY BRAIN.)

Comments

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

DIDO.

NO DON'T WORRY I WOULD NEVER DO THIS TO YOU.

UMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

Guy!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I HATE YOU A LITTLE BIT (AND MY MIND HATES ME) except I don't really hate you OMG NO IMPOSSIBILITY.

Dido:

- When Sychaeus' ghost came to her and told her how he had died, and Anna was trying to comfort her, Dido kissed her like you shouldn't kiss a sister and then cried for a week straight before she dug up her dead husband's gold and fled to Africa; she took Anna because she reminded her of what she couldn't have and what she wouldn't let Pygmalion touch.
- When she was with Sychaeus, she loved him to the point of pain and when he died, she missed him less than she thought she would: she felt so guilty about this that she determined to stay absolutely faithful to his memory - faithful in body, if not in spirit.
- Before she met Aeneas, she had thought about dying, because she was just one person and she was terrified about being the last word about everything, about being the person with the answers; Aeneas meant she didn't have to know the moral high-ground, and when he left, she was partly overwhelmed with the solitude of responsibility, partly from love.

YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE THERE? Moving swiftly on:

Guy:

- He really does watch Mac when he showers
- The first time he anaesthetised a patient for a heart transplant that Mac was doing, he was sick immediately afterwards, and Mac found him hanging over the toilet in the Mens' Room and rubbed his back until Guy stopped retching, his eyes stopped burning, and he told Mac to stop being a poof.
- If Mac dies (and it's an if, because Guy won't believe it's a definite event), he probably will marry Caroline because he does love her, but he wouldn't screw anything up for Mac, not really.

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

WHY ARE YOUR DIDO ONES SO SCARILY PERFECT???

AND AWWW, GUY. MAC.

I NEED TO WRITE MORE GUY/MAC.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

YOU SEE HOW I WRITE DIDO WHEN YOU ASK ME TO? DIDO.

I haven't actually written any out-and-out Guy/Mac, just the hint of it in the Epic Green Wing Crack of Doom I wrote a while ago.

BUT I LOVE THE GUY/MAC LIKE I LOVE GUY AND MAC AND CAROLINE AND MAC/CAROLINE.

(LJ ATE THIS THE FIRST TIME ROUND)

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

GUY/MAC WINS.

I THINK I'M GOING TO WRITE FIC NOW.

BUT I SEEM TO BE COMPLETELY INCAPABLE OF WRITING ANYTHING THE MAJORITY OF MY F-LIST (OR THE INTERNET AT LARGE) WILL WANT TO READ, BECAUSE I ALWAYS GET THESE WEIRD IDEAS.

CASE IN POINT: I'M FEELING FAIRLY INSPIRED, AT THIS MOMENT, TO WRITE TORCHWOOD OR GREEN WING FIC.

BUT MOSTLY? I WANT TO WRITE AN ANGEL/BSG CROSSOVER WITH FRED/BALTAR, WESLEY/BALTAR AND FRED/WESLEY. AND POSSIBLY FRED/WESLEY/BALTAR.

I DON'T REMEMBER IF YOU WATCHED ANGEL, BUT IF NOT, THAT WILL MAKE NO SENSE.

...

No, I have no idea why I wrote all of that in capslock.

Hmmm.