Oh, look, is that a bandwagon?

[mooging]

Although I will not be able to answer until tomorrow afternoon, after English Literature and Latin Verse exams, and I know I still haven't replied to a few comments (which I Will Do):

Stolen from everyone, ever:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

(Also, I really don't mind if you pick more than one character, but no more than three please, because there are LIMITS TO MY BRAIN.)

Comments

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

Manny Bianco.

(PS GOOD LUCK OMG NOT THAT YOU NEED IT)

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Manny:

- He once made Bernard a sandwich with two-year old chocolate spread, after the hand-toasting incident and before he was fired, and felt so guilty when Bernard spent the night throwing up, loudly, that he initiated the argument that got him fired because he knew fighting made Bernard feel better.
- He had actually been able to make soup towers since he knew how to cook, and nobody had known until Bernard had made him make one.
- He's seen Bernard naked twice: once by accident, because he didn't know Bernard was in the bath - the light was off and the door wasn't locked (but there again, Bernard didn't like the light in the bathroom because he said it insulted his mind's eye and the lock hadn't worked in years after Bernard destroyed it with a tin of sardines, claiming that the little gold bolt was actually King Sardine and needed to return to his people); once because he'd watched Bernard drink three bottles of vodka and a six-pack of beer and then take a bath - after he'd been in there for three hours, Manny burst in to check he hadn't drowned. (He hadn't).

(SERIOUSLY WHAT I DON'T SHIP MANNY/BERNARD DO I? Um, I hope the crazy-faux-canon was okay for you.)

(THANK YOU for the luck - and really, I need all the luck I can get for all my exams!)

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

THESE ARE SO AWESOME AND RIGHT WHAT. The first one is just adorable, because that is how he'd take revenge, and he would feel guilty, oh, Manny (see the italics symbolising my sincere feeling). And and the soup towers are just AWESOME because it's a bit like the random piano playing, and I bet he can do all kinds of crazy-brilliant things that nobody has ever discovered, including himself. And then THE SARDINE STORY FOR THE WIN AHAHAHAHA and then suddenly caring!Manny all over again and I love you, because the fact that Manny cares so much about Bernard actually brings me real warm joy, I swear.

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

I am GIGGLING LIKE MENTAL at these.

Especially the 'Manny seeing Bernard naked' ones. U R comedy genius. XD