The house hippo

[mooging]

It came to my attention with my last, fear-filled, post that some of you are unaware of the incredible wonderment that is a house hippo. So watch this:

That is a house hippo. Don't all of you want one? I want one. Also, that is the American version of the advert thingyum. The UK one is slightly different, but still. A house hippo. I will believe everything I see on tv, thanks, because I WANT A HOUSE HIPPO.

Actually, I have one. Clearly. He lives in my wardrobe and is called Henry-Sebastian-Aloysius. What's your house hippo called?

Baftas tonight! *hyperventilates with glee* Also, the Top Gear-goes-to-America special, which I am told should be rather good.

To keep me occupied today, I have decided to pinch a thing fromrionaleonhart, who is generally awesome and made brilliant use of this on many an occasion:

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like. 

I hope you are all pleased that I survived the night in the room of horrible noises.

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[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Requests ahoy! (Oh, and feel free to write more than a sentence :D)

> Laura/Irina, theme = Laura doesn't know whether to feel glad that she's not bound to a chair, or angry that they don't see her as enough of a threat.

> Sue White/Karen Walker, theme = bar crawl around Manhattan (Sue is on holiday but it's really rather a thing enforced by the hospital so they can have a holiday)

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I'll start with sentences and see if I get inspired further ;-)

I'll have to do one at a time, as they appear in my head!

- Not being tied to a chair means that Laura can lock her leg around Irina's as Irina's hands are gripping her waist and her mouth is devouring her own, but Laura is more devious than people think and being tied down might have suited their plan more; they will remember this as they hunt for her later, Irina left holding the blouse Laura discarded as she slipped out of their clutches.

(I'm not quite sure what the hell is going on, or why they leave Laura alone after Irina is done sexing her, or why Laura would need to leave her blouse behind to escape, but shuttup there's kissing.)

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

(You really think I give a fig about story logic if there's Irina/Laura snoggage and touching?) That was HOTHOTHOT. Merci.

Laura sans blouse = easier for her to distract any guards. ;D

And they leave Laura alone after the sexing because Irina has realised that Laura is becoming a dangerously delicious weakness for her. I have thought a lot about this, oui.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

- Normally Karen wouldn't be seen near anyone Scottish - she can't understand them and they're rather agressive, she has found - but Sue is different: Sue has gulped down more than Jack will think about drinking with her and is still standing (more skipping, as she now appears to be doing the highland fling down the busy, foreign street she has arrived at), and Karen finds herself following her to their next port of call and admiring the shape to Sue's legs as she hikes her skirt up and kicks out her feet.

(Um. And then that happened, and I am sorry.)

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Ahahahahahahaha, I LOVE THIS TO PIECES.

Sue is doing the highland fling down an NYC street and Karen is looking at her legs: perfick. *beams*

PS- I would very much like Karen and Sue to re-create this icon. That would be......pleasing.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Very, very pleasing. And then they should jump up and down, in an attempt to...oh, I don't know or care, just make them do it, to out-bounce each other?