The house hippo

[mooging]

It came to my attention with my last, fear-filled, post that some of you are unaware of the incredible wonderment that is a house hippo. So watch this:

That is a house hippo. Don't all of you want one? I want one. Also, that is the American version of the advert thingyum. The UK one is slightly different, but still. A house hippo. I will believe everything I see on tv, thanks, because I WANT A HOUSE HIPPO.

Actually, I have one. Clearly. He lives in my wardrobe and is called Henry-Sebastian-Aloysius. What's your house hippo called?

Baftas tonight! *hyperventilates with glee* Also, the Top Gear-goes-to-America special, which I am told should be rather good.

To keep me occupied today, I have decided to pinch a thing fromrionaleonhart, who is generally awesome and made brilliant use of this on many an occasion:

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like. 

I hope you are all pleased that I survived the night in the room of horrible noises.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_la_mysterieuse/]

Umm continuing the pet hippo theme: Adam and Zaf lose Wes' pet hippo.

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- When Adam had agreed that Wes could have a pet house hippo, he had not factored the sheer panic of losing the tiny thing into the equation - neither had he foreseen that one afternoon, instead of reading over file notes like they were supposed to be doing, he and Zaf would spend the day turning the whole apartment upside down in an attempt to find it again after it wandered out of its box to nibble the the corners of the numerous sheets of paper, and end up with Adam leaning just too far to reach under a bookcase and falling right on top of Zaf: the kissing was inevitable really, but not pre-planned.

(I don't know if you wanted kissing or a sentence of quite this length, but there we go! I hope you found something enjoyable about it.)

[http://users.livejournal.com/_la_mysterieuse/]

WHEEEE!! Zaf n Adam kissing. Brilliant. Absolutely loved it.