"and every time you ask him for another vanishing act, he half-smiles"

[mooging]

Right, fic-writing is currently something I want to do but none of the characters are behaving and I can't get anything to work (except Ed Byrne and Russell Howard, who, conversely, won't shut the hell up when I want them to, and, yes, they do count as characters, be quiet), so I call upon the powers of meme and the uber-powers of friends-list, and ask you to bear another one-sentence fic meme, to get me in the writing mind-set again.

Pretty please?

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like. 

ILYOUALL.

Comments

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

RIGHT I AM AWAKE NOW (and not dead, hurrah).

After a few weeks of vaguely tremulous patting, and little sly glances, and maybe the odd hand-holding event, Jonty finally snapped, turned to Will and said, "Good God man, if you don't drag into a nearby cupboard with your teeth, I cannot be held responsible for my actions, which may or may not involve a ukulele and sensitive parts of your anatomy!", to which Will had replied to by turning quite red and pulling him off the stage by his bow-tie (Jonty had, in the heat of the moment, forgotten that they were between sets in a performance, and not, as his brain had helpfully supplied with the wrong information entirely, alone in a small room).

I DON'T CARE IF I TOOK TERRIBLE LIBERTIES WITH GRAMMAR, IT'S TOTALLY A VALID SENTENCE.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

NNNNNGH OMG ♥ ♥ ♥

this is genuinely about the most coherent reply I could form

I am aware that it is a really crap reply and I apologise but it does quite accurately sum up my reaction

also by god can this happen at a gig that I am at, please

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

NNNGH is a good reaction, yes.

I may or may not be writing Ed/Russell pornishness in which '"Nnnnnnngh," says Ed.' is the first line.

I will make this happen at a gig you are at. I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW, BUT I WILL.