"and every time you ask him for another vanishing act, he half-smiles"

[mooging]

Right, fic-writing is currently something I want to do but none of the characters are behaving and I can't get anything to work (except Ed Byrne and Russell Howard, who, conversely, won't shut the hell up when I want them to, and, yes, they do count as characters, be quiet), so I call upon the powers of meme and the uber-powers of friends-list, and ask you to bear another one-sentence fic meme, to get me in the writing mind-set again.

Pretty please?

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like. 

ILYOUALL.

Comments

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

ED/JULIAN LOL NO NO WAIT WILL/JONTY. And er, lol themes, I am useless. I would say cupboards if it wasn't already, unbelievably, probably overdone. CUPBOARDS, OH WHAT THE HELL, can't think of anything better/at all.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

SERIOUSLY I JUST WROTE SOMETHING THAT IS PRETTY MUCH CENTERED AROUND A CUPBOARD. AND I'VE WRITTEN THAT INSANE ED/RUSSELL, WILL/JONTY ONE IN WHICH THE CUPBOARD IS ALSO AN INTEGRAL PART OF THE GAY PLOT.

...

Never mind, I heart cupboards. Cupboards usually mean porn time!

I have to go to bed now, before I die, but one sentence fic tomorrow, I promise.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

LOL SORRY UNEXPECTED STAIRS CUPBOARD OVERLOAD. Anyway, don't die, that would be rubbish, sleeeeeep. xx

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

No, wait, before I go to bed (and then stave off the dying), here are two snippets from said BBC Cupboard Fic of Dooooom, which I still really need to type up (would it be out of place on your uke community; it does have Will/Jonty in there, and there may or may not be kissing, I'm not telling), also (lol disjointedness) I have that other Will/Jonty for you, shh, God, Moog (this is why I need to go to bed, I am making no sense and this comment has eaten my brain, and apparently my abilty to control my use of brackets), but, no, here are two snippets from BBC CUPBOARD CRACKLAND HAHA.

- A bit later: "Ed," says the other man, and when there is no response: "Ed. Ed-Ed-Ed-Ed-Ed."

"I'm sorry, says Ed, his voice muffled by the other man's mouth. "I can't hear you through my face."

*

- The first couple to make use [of the cupboard] is a beaming man with wide eyes and a skinnier man with close-cropped hair.

"We've only got a minute," says the skinnier man, looking worried, but the other man grabs him by the collar of his odd-looking jacket and he falls abruptly silent.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

"I can't hear you through my face."
I ACTUALLY LOVE YOU SO MUCH IT HURTS.

The uke community welcomes everything and anything. PARTICULARLY THIS. YES.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

RIGHT I AM AWAKE NOW (and not dead, hurrah).

After a few weeks of vaguely tremulous patting, and little sly glances, and maybe the odd hand-holding event, Jonty finally snapped, turned to Will and said, "Good God man, if you don't drag into a nearby cupboard with your teeth, I cannot be held responsible for my actions, which may or may not involve a ukulele and sensitive parts of your anatomy!", to which Will had replied to by turning quite red and pulling him off the stage by his bow-tie (Jonty had, in the heat of the moment, forgotten that they were between sets in a performance, and not, as his brain had helpfully supplied with the wrong information entirely, alone in a small room).

I DON'T CARE IF I TOOK TERRIBLE LIBERTIES WITH GRAMMAR, IT'S TOTALLY A VALID SENTENCE.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

NNNNNGH OMG ♥ ♥ ♥

this is genuinely about the most coherent reply I could form

I am aware that it is a really crap reply and I apologise but it does quite accurately sum up my reaction

also by god can this happen at a gig that I am at, please

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

NNNGH is a good reaction, yes.

I may or may not be writing Ed/Russell pornishness in which '"Nnnnnnngh," says Ed.' is the first line.

I will make this happen at a gig you are at. I DON'T QUITE KNOW HOW, BUT I WILL.