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fic: TSN RPF; let me take care of you
Feb. 18th, 2011 03:33 pmSince seeing this film I have written SIXTEEN THOUSAND words across four different fics (I can't just write one at a time, okay, I get distracted super easily, like a magpie, or a hamster) and I didn't think this would be the one I finished first buuuuuuut it was. IT IS ALSO EASILY THE MOST RIDICULOUS and its competition includes a zombie au and something else particularly ludicrous. ANYWAY HERE IT IS.
title: let me take care of you
fandom: the social network rpf
pairing: andrew garfield/jesse eisenberg
rating: PG for Probably Gay
word count: ~3300
warnings: if this fic were a pizza, it would have a doughy base of ludicrosity, a tangy tomato layer of unnecessarily ~emotional~ h/c, a cheesy topping of diabetes-inducing schmoop and a handful of the olives of my dignity that people would just pick off and discard.
disclaimer: these people are real and belong to themselves, this never happened, I'm not implying that it did, this uses fictionalized versions of public personas, etc etc etc. LIFE RUINERS.
a/n: this was meant to be a five times fic and the full title was going to be "four times jesse and andrew took care of each other and one time they took care of each other", but then this bit got really long and ridiculous, so. I STILL WANT TO WRITE THE OTHER FOUR TIMES THOUGH, SOMEONE STOP ME.
summary: "As tempting as it is to leave you to drown in your own sweat," Jesse says, "you know, I think - maybe - it might get me fired."
( I don't want to give you the plague )
title: let me take care of you
fandom: the social network rpf
pairing: andrew garfield/jesse eisenberg
rating: PG for Probably Gay
word count: ~3300
warnings: if this fic were a pizza, it would have a doughy base of ludicrosity, a tangy tomato layer of unnecessarily ~emotional~ h/c, a cheesy topping of diabetes-inducing schmoop and a handful of the olives of my dignity that people would just pick off and discard.
disclaimer: these people are real and belong to themselves, this never happened, I'm not implying that it did, this uses fictionalized versions of public personas, etc etc etc. LIFE RUINERS.
a/n: this was meant to be a five times fic and the full title was going to be "four times jesse and andrew took care of each other and one time they took care of each other", but then this bit got really long and ridiculous, so. I STILL WANT TO WRITE THE OTHER FOUR TIMES THOUGH, SOMEONE STOP ME.
summary: "As tempting as it is to leave you to drown in your own sweat," Jesse says, "you know, I think - maybe - it might get me fired."
( I don't want to give you the plague )
