she says I like long walks and sci-fi movies

HERE IS A POST OF THINGS I SHOULD HAVE MENTIONED EARLIER BUT I AM RIDICULOUS AND HAVE BEEN AWAY FROM THE COMPUTER:

- huntsmonsters made an amazing audiofic of there is a place in my heart, which, just, ajgfjhsgd. I CANNOT EVEN. SHE MAKES ANDREW'S FLAILING SOUND LEGIT, THAT IS A SKILL. ♥

- na_shao made a a+++ fanmix for there is a place in my heart, which I have listened to an embarrassing number of times. THAT. LAST. SONG. IN. PARTICULAR. SO PERFECT.

- gracewang translated the first part of sweet on you into chinese, which, OH MY GOD. akjsfhjsdgf. TRANSLATED INTO CHINESE. I cannot eveeeeen.

- schythr drew baker!Wardo and Mark in Eduardo's bakery, and OH MY GOD, CAN I JUST - I MEAN - IT IS SO RIDICULOUSLY PERFECT. WARDO'S SMILE. MARK'S HANDS IN HIS POCKETS. THE PLUG ON THE WALL. EVEN THE COFFEE MACHINE IS IN THE RIGHT PLAAAAACE. WHAT DO I DO WITH MY HAAAAANDS.

I know I've said this before, but I am so completely blown away by the comments on the bakery au. YOU GUYYYYS. Thank you so much, you are all RIDICULOUSLY LOVELY. <33333 I have been sort of away from the computer since I posted it so I've not been able to reply to all the comments yet, but I definitely will do! On a related note, I'm working on part three now, for anyone that might be wondering, and it will be up asap.

AND FINALLY, thank you to everyone who made a bid on my thread at help_japan, and a special thank you to the three highest bidders - some of your donations were unbelievably generous, so, thank you so much! I am so excited to start work on the three fics, and I just hope I can do your prompts justice. <333

I have been noodling around with this thing for like two or three weeks, in between writing a tsn zombie au and a bakery au (... different fics, not, like, some GIVE ME CAKE OR GIVE ME BRAINS scenario). I started it thinking, like, oh, a pleasing Andrew/Jesse, this'll probably rock up about 2000 words. HA HA HA. HA HA HA. WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY LIFE? This is the longest thing I've written since my Holmes big bang last year and I wrote this in, like, way under half the time that one took me. LIFE IS RUINED FOREVER etc etc etc.

title: there is a place in my heart
fandom: tsn rpf
pairing: andrew/jesse
rating: pg-13
word count: ~13, 600 (HA HA HA MY CREYS)
disclaimer: these people are real and belong to themselves, this never happened, I'm not implying that it did, this uses fictionalized versions of public personas, etc etc etc. LIFE RUINERS.
a/n: writing andrew/jesse after Robin's carry it in my heart felt actually superfluous because that is SO SPECTACULAR but this sort of happened anyway. the title is from Open Up by Editors (which, yes, I found on the ciimh mixtape. ~perfection everywhere~ etc; I am stealing all the ideas but also the feel of this song was how I felt about the end of this fic. /lunatic.). ALSO HOW IS THIS NEARLY 14,000 WORDS, WHAT IS MY LIFE.
summary: the way to solving all problems in life, if you happen to be andrew garfield, is to get super drunk and kiss your co-star. except that is a lie, because this way only lies madness, taking inappropriate advice and smelling bottles of shampoo. Guest-starring Emma Stone and Justin I-am-the-worst-person-to-talk-to-about-your-problems Timbalone.

EDIT: ALSO ALSO ALSO, na_shao has made THIS AMAZING FANMIX for this fic, which is endlessly wonderful and amazing and ashfhjdsgfs, I highly recommend it, go go go. DELIGHT AND RAINBOWS etc.

EDIT AGAIN: NOW AVAILABLE IN AMAZING AUDIOFIC FORM HERE! Read by the lovely huntsmonsters! <3333


( The problem with realising you have a crush on your co-star, Andrew has sagely and fairly drunkenly figured out, is that if your co-star is Jesse Eisenberg, it becomes almost impossible to do anything about it, on account of not wanting to ruin everything you already have. Jesse has this stupid curly hair and stupid face and stupid little smile, and Andrew wants his face to stop being in his life at once but also to never leave him. )