'does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body; I don't know'

[mooging]

It is time for a meme, mainly because I am the kind of tired that means I won't be able to sleep, and because I am in the process of writing two separate fics at the moment, and my ability to make words happen seems to be deserting me. MEMES CLEARLY CURE THIS.

Everyone likes this one, right?

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Times Laura Roslin's Desk Broke, or Five Monday Morning Incidents With Mac's Motorbike). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed (er, but I might take a while to get to them). If you don't know if I know a fandom, ask me! Chances are, I might do.

GO FLIST GO GO GO GO

Comments

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Five Times Pauline & Ross tried to kill each other
Five Times Caroline felt oddly drawn to Sue White
Five Instances where Bernard Black didn't behave like a wanker

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

lolol what the hell is this, Moog.
Five Times Pauline and Ross tried to kill each other.

1. Well, I held him hostage with some sellotape and a pen -
2. The sodding pens; I tell you, the most damage I ever inflicted on her was when I threw her pens on the floor.
3. - yes, thank you, Ross, I was saying that there was that time where I tied you to a chair like an unruly birthday present -
4. I did actually think about bringing her a lump of poison. I didn't think it'd work though: there's too much flesh for it to get through -
5. - YES, THANK YOU, ROSS - what's that? What are you doing with - GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENS, YOU FUCKING LITTLE BASTARD. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU - [end of tape]

(coming back later/tomorrow for the other two)

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

You do, in fact, WIN AT LIFE.