'does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body; I don't know'

[mooging]

It is time for a meme, mainly because I am the kind of tired that means I won't be able to sleep, and because I am in the process of writing two separate fics at the moment, and my ability to make words happen seems to be deserting me. MEMES CLEARLY CURE THIS.

Everyone likes this one, right?

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Times Laura Roslin's Desk Broke, or Five Monday Morning Incidents With Mac's Motorbike). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed (er, but I might take a while to get to them). If you don't know if I know a fandom, ask me! Chances are, I might do.

GO FLIST GO GO GO GO

Comments

[skybard.livejournal.com]

FIVE TIMES STINGRAY FAILED TO LAUNCH;
FIVE TIMES BERNARD BLACK ENDED UP NAKED IN AN ALLEY WITH NO MEMORY OF THE PREVIOUS NIGHT;
FIVE TIMES THE JANITOR ACTUALLY WON.

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

Five Times Pauline & Ross tried to kill each other
Five Times Caroline felt oddly drawn to Sue White
Five Instances where Bernard Black didn't behave like a wanker

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

lolol what the hell is this, Moog.
Five Times Pauline and Ross tried to kill each other.

1. Well, I held him hostage with some sellotape and a pen -
2. The sodding pens; I tell you, the most damage I ever inflicted on her was when I threw her pens on the floor.
3. - yes, thank you, Ross, I was saying that there was that time where I tied you to a chair like an unruly birthday present -
4. I did actually think about bringing her a lump of poison. I didn't think it'd work though: there's too much flesh for it to get through -
5. - YES, THANK YOU, ROSS - what's that? What are you doing with - GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENS, YOU FUCKING LITTLE BASTARD. SIT DOWN. SIT DOWN. I'M GOING TO KILL YOU - [end of tape]

(coming back later/tomorrow for the other two)

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

You do, in fact, WIN AT LIFE.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

This almost works:
Five Scenarios In Which That Mystery Chinnery/Ross Thing Could Possibly Have Happened

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

As in, like, ways they could have ~*been a couple*~ or ways the League could have been given it/read it/reacted to it?

(I love your icon. LOVE IT.)

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

rofl the former: I meant ways in which whoever wrote it managed to make it happen. It confuses and intrigues me!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

AJNDKAJBF I HAVE ORDERED DRURY LANE IT HAS BEEN POSTED SOON THAT SCENE FROM THAT ICON WILL BE IN MY LIFE AGAIN

ahem

righty-ho, I shall get right on that :DD

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

BY THE WAY BLACK BUTTERFLY TOTALLY CAME TODAY, I AM ~SAVING IT~ FOR WHEN I READ BEFORE BED LATER

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD, HAVE YOU GOT SOME TISSUES

HANG ON, YOU'RE NOT A CRIER AT THESE TYPES OF THINGS, ARE YOU?

Loz couldn't understand why I was so distraught about it, but I COULD NOT COPE.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

lol no I don't cry at anything, so don't worry. :D ~HARD-HEARTED ALL THE WAY~

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

well I will still be wanting your thoughts.

Speaking of which, what were your thoughts on The Devil in Amber? FAAAAVOURITE.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

My thoughts are massively incoherent! lol oh god I genuinely can't think of anything to say other than I FREAKING LOVED IT and UNF.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

WELL DONE, THEY ARE MY WORDS TOO

PERCY FLAAAARGE
AWESOME SUPERNATURAL GOINGS-ON
ROOFTOP CHASES

ASJBKAFBKJADBJKABFKJADB

[rionaleonhart]

Five Places the Doctor and Derren Didn't Visit In Our Fic.

(I'm sorry. The Doctor-and-Derrenverse is my fandom of the moment.)

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

1. Asda
2. The moon. "No, not your moon, Derren: there are other moons out there."
3. Sacred Heart hospital. "IF I AM INJURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOU ARE NOT TAKING ME TO THAT HOSPITAL, MR. TIME-MAN, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO MEET J.D."
4. A planet entirely made out of cheese. "You are not taking me to a cheese planet. There is only so much I will put up with, and that does not include a planet made out of cheese."
5. A planet made out of chalk. "Now you wish you'd said yes to the cheese planet!" "Well, yes, but only so you'd stop trying to take me to planets made out of uninhabitable material". "The cheese people will be very upset." "Fuck the cheese-people."
6. They actually did go to the cheese planet, in the end, mainly so the Doctor would stop talking.
7. He didn't.

[rionaleonhart]

"The cheese people will be very upset." "Fuck the cheese-people."

This is possibly my favourite exchange ever. And I bet the Doctor would be ridiculously keen on going to a planet made out of cheese.

Also, the first item amuses me immensely and I don't know why.

"No, not your moon, Derren: there are other moons out there."

I CAN SEE THE DOCTOR'S WEARY EYEROLL. (How the eyerolling tables will be turned when he brings up the cheese planet.)

"IF I AM INJURED IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA, YOU ARE NOT TAKING ME TO THAT HOSPITAL, MR. TIME-MAN, I DON'T CARE HOW MUCH YOU WANT TO MEET J.D."

Hee! (JD would make a rather wonderful companion, actually.)