"I will answer your questions but only in the language of a crow"

[mooging]

My morning has not gone particularly well. It has been a tad full of trivial little deviations from nice, simple tasks that has ended in me metaphorically sticking myself to the computer chair and watching Top Gear clips until the stress went away.

I was making myself some breakfast. I had tea and Alpen (muesli). I had poured the hot water into the tea cup when my sister (who is 5) appeared down the stairs. Everything kind of spiraled from there.

SISTER: Can I have some raisins?
TEA: *gets stronger by the second*
ME: OMGZTEA.
SISTER: RAISINS
ME: *dives in the cupboard, pours out the raisins (not noticing that she is actually pouring out currents)*
TEA: AHAHAHAHAHA I WILL BE TOO STRONG TO DRINK SOON!
SISTER: *goes away*
CRISIS 1: *is averted*

A few moments later, as everything is nearly ready and I am preparing to go up the stairs and eat:

SISTER: *re-appears* Don't like these, want a yogurt.
ME: *gets a yogurt*
SISTER: *goes away again*
CURRENTS: *sit in bowl, waiting to go back in the packet*
PACKET: *has a tiny, tiny opening for a lot of currents to fit through*
CURRENTS: *go everywhere*
ME: MUST HURRY.
TEA: AHAHAHA NOW I WILL COOL DOWN RAPIDLY
ME: OMG WANT NICE TEA
MILK: *is poured quickly into Alpen*
MILK: *actually sloshes out of bowl and under the kettle*
ME: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
CLOTH: *refuses to clean milk*
KITCHEN: *smells like milk*
TEA: MWAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL BE SO DISGUSTING!
ALPEN: And I am going soggy!

CRISIS 2: *leaves Moog a wearied wreck*

Yes, I did over-dramatise that. Yes, I do get perturbed by minor disruptions. Stop mocking me.

Meanwhile, it is the weekend and I have Maths coursework to procrastinate over, so let's play this (stolen from rionaleonhart):

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Things Top Gear Dog Would Rather Not Have Seen, or Five Times Laura Roslin's Desk Broke, or Five Monday Morning Incidents With Mac's Motorbike). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_la_mysterieuse/]

Oh this was so so much more than okay! Absolutely adored it.

This is what Zaf really thought would happen when he became a Spook isn't it, that he'd turn into Bond, hee.

Oh and Adam wanting straight forward villains and things to be simple- I actually want to hug him! And I really was very bored of him by the end of S5 but this Adam here? Oh, I like him.

Loved the Zoe one, just so Zoe-ish. Looking for the balance been taking seriously at work and being a woman.

Hee, Harry!

And the last one. The lift breaking down seems very British somehow, the sort of thing that would happen. (And Malcolm would be on the Grid complaining how it wasn't like this in the old days) And yay, you got in Adam/Zaf! Yay!

Also, last week you wrote me one sentence Spooks, this week it's a list of 5, it won't be long till you're writing a whole fic soon? ;)

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I actually don't like Adam all that much either! He's not too difficult to write though, but I suspect if I tried S5 Adam, everything would go very bad very fast.

Oh, I forgot to say that it's okay about not sending the videos yet, I don't mind when they arrive. It'll be a nice surprise one afternoon :D

I may try a whole Spooks thing, but it won't be for a while - lots of school work. However, seeing as my exams finish kind of late June, I shall have two and a bit months to idle away - so I sense lots of fic then!