crocodile rocking, it's something shocking, when your feet just won't keep still

#most disjointed and ridiculous post ever! HOORAY.

First of all, I have a thread up at help_japan here, if anyone wants to go bid! I mean, it feels a bit weird being like "three people might want to maybe bid on me?" but W/E W/E, if anyone does want to bid, please do! I will write fic like there is no tomorrow.

SECONDLY! I watched The Village again the other night, and - okay, so, just, I love this film, first of all. I remember watching it when I was like 13/14 and, like, ~impressionable~, and I remember it was the first time I cried at a film because of the score. JAMES NEWTON HOWARD, YOU HAVE RUINED ME. Seriously. SOBS OF PURE EMOTION. Anyway, it means a lot to me in, like, my ~film history~, and I hadn't watched it since I was about 15, and I just wept my way through it. Bryce Dallas Howard never fails to blow me away in this film. AND LET'S NOT FORGET JOAQUIN PHOENIX EITHER. I know the general consensus on M. Night Shyamalan is not overwhelmingly positive these days, but this - I love this.

BUT THIS RAMBLING IS NOT MY POINT. MY POINT IS: ( A THING HAPPENED THAT I COULD NOT HANDLE IN ANY WAY AT ALL, OH MY GOD, FOURTEEN YEAR OLD ME, YOU DO NOT APPRECIATE WHAT IS HAPPENING ON YOUR SCREEN, IF YOU COULD ONLY LOOK SIX YEARS INTO THE FUTURE AND SEE HOW YOU WILL REACT TO THIS )

ANYWAY. I also wrote a thing, which is like ~400 words and ridiculous and I shall put it here in a separate post, just - idek, for the sake of inclusion and togetherness or something. MOVING ON.

god this post is so disjointed. I haven't slept properly since Christmas!

( also I have been watching Greek again! No spoilers past like the first three episodes )

ALSO, I am genuinely and completely blown away by the comments on the bakery au. YOU GUYS. <333 I don't even know, just, THANK YOU to everyone who has said such lovely things, I am trying to get round and reply to all the comments, I promise. As a few people have friended me since (which, come say hi! I was going to say this post isn't a great representation of my sanity, but then, um, it actually really is. My sock just fell off my foot the other day all by itself. I am not a together person, let us say) and since I've been getting the updating swing back this year, I thought I'd do that five things not everyone knows about me meme! ~deeply interesting at all times~ ( cut because I am too ridiculous for this to be loose in the wilds of lj )

WHAT EVEN IS THIS POST, oh my god, I am too tired to be allowed on the internet. ~dubious decisions to post things of dubious quality~

fic(let): tsn; untitled

This barely even deserves its own post, because it is so short and also because I wrote it at like two in the morning when I'd just seen The Village and shouldn't have been writing anything, but NEVER MIND! #fandoms that make you do stupid things. YOU MAKE ME TOUCH YOUR HANDS FOR STUPID REASONS.

fandom: the social network
pairing: mark/eduardo
disclaimer: a) the village is not mine, b) based on the characters as presented in the 2010 film and not their real-life counterparts, c) I own nothing, ever.
rating: g/pg
word count: ~450
summary: the village au. Mark presses his face against Eduardo's neck, lies flush against him in Eduardo's small, narrow bed, and pretends he does not think of what may lie beyond the village boundaries.
a/n: almost unbearably pretentious! ~great life decisions~

( Eduardo is the same age as Mark, but he is the schoolteacher for the youngest children in the village. )

I have a thread up at help_japan here.