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fic: TSN; sweet on you (PG-13/R) (1a/3)
Mar. 14th, 2011 09:32 pmWHAT. IS. THIS. This also started life as an innocent fic venture and then turned into a monster that ate my life, it ate ate ate my life, etc. ALL I WANTED WAS FOR THEM TO BE HAPPY AND MAYBE HAVE SOME FROSTING-SMEARED SEX, WAS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?
title: sweet on you
fandom: the social network
pairing: mark/eduardo
rating: pg-13 this part, but like R/NC-17 over all.
word count: ~13, 900 this part. (THIS. PART. WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME)
disclaimer: these are a) not based on the real people but their fictional counterparts from the 2010 film, and b) not my characters either.
summary: BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~.
a/n: this happened because I reacted to the end of the film like this: WELL THAT WAS MISERABLE, I NEED SOME CAKE >> CAKE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER >> CAKE WOULD MAKE MARK BETTER >> BAKERY AU! Hilariously, I know nothing about running bakeries, running websites, or Brazil. ~successful at all things~ This is actually saved on my computer as "diabetes-inducing bakery au", so there's that. CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED: THIS IS NOT A GREAT WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS.
edit: ahgjdsh okay so everyone should go and look at this picture by![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
schythr. BAKER WARDO AND MARK. IN THE BAKERY. IT IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING EVER. OH MY GOD. WARDO'S SMILE. THE COFFEE MACHINE. EVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS. ♥ FOREVER.
And, also,gracewang translated this part of the fic into Chinese! No-one has ever translated anything of mine into another language before! It is pretty amazing. (You need to register for the site it's on first, I think? BUT ANYWAY. agsjh)
( Eduardo comes round the curtain with flour all down his shirt, but he's smiling anyway. How can one person smile so much? Mark wonders if his face hurts after a while. He also wonders who the hell wears a dress shirt to bake in, but then he's not the world's expert on sartorial choices so he can't really comment. )
title: sweet on you
fandom: the social network
pairing: mark/eduardo
rating: pg-13 this part, but like R/NC-17 over all.
word count: ~13, 900 this part. (THIS. PART. WHAT HAS BECOME OF ME)
disclaimer: these are a) not based on the real people but their fictional counterparts from the 2010 film, and b) not my characters either.
summary: BAKERY AU. Mark is Mark, Eduardo owns a bakery/café near the Facebook offices. Mark does not have time to have a thing for him, but he totally, totally does. Sadly for Mark's continued enjoyment of a harassment-free existence, Dustin is still Dustin and is entirely devoted to his causes of a) getting Mark laid, b) acquiring all the gossip, and c) acquiring all the baked goods he can. Featuring novelty shaped cookies, frosting in places frosting should never be, and ~feelings~.
a/n: this happened because I reacted to the end of the film like this: WELL THAT WAS MISERABLE, I NEED SOME CAKE >> CAKE MAKES EVERYTHING BETTER >> CAKE WOULD MAKE MARK BETTER >> BAKERY AU! Hilariously, I know nothing about running bakeries, running websites, or Brazil. ~successful at all things~ This is actually saved on my computer as "diabetes-inducing bakery au", so there's that. CONSIDER YOURSELVES WARNED: THIS IS NOT A GREAT WORK OF STAGGERING GENIUS.
edit: ahgjdsh okay so everyone should go and look at this picture by
schythr. BAKER WARDO AND MARK. IN THE BAKERY. IT IS ACTUALLY THE BEST THING EVER. OH MY GOD. WARDO'S SMILE. THE COFFEE MACHINE. EVERYTHING IS RAINBOWS. ♥ FOREVER.And, also,
gracewang translated this part of the fic into Chinese! No-one has ever translated anything of mine into another language before! It is pretty amazing. (You need to register for the site it's on first, I think? BUT ANYWAY. agsjh)( Eduardo comes round the curtain with flour all down his shirt, but he's smiling anyway. How can one person smile so much? Mark wonders if his face hurts after a while. He also wonders who the hell wears a dress shirt to bake in, but then he's not the world's expert on sartorial choices so he can't really comment. )
