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[mooging]

I wanted to do something nice for youuuu peoples, because you are always so lovely to me. Hence, this:

Comment with your username and I'll give you an honest compliment (or several). Then post this in your journal and spread the love.

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YOUR COMPLIMENTS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE, NO, THIS IS NOT ALLOWED.

Um, and also, y'know, THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. :D

And our Latin teacher showed us that bit in Book 6, because she thought we'd be interested, but I'M GLAD YOU RANTED ANYWAY, because it means I can say this:

AND DIDO. DIDO WITH HER GLARING AT AENEAS, OR WHATEVER IT WAS, AND RUNNING OFF LIKE A PETULANT LITTLE CHILD WHEN THIS IS THE MAN WHO SET YOU ON FIRE (UM, FIGURATIVELY, I MEANT, BUT I JUST THOUGHT, HEY, SORT OF LITERALLY TOO, WHICH SHOULDN'T MAKE ME GIGGLE, AM I A BAD PERSON?), AND MADE YOU LOVE HIM SO UTTERLY THAT YOU DELUDED YOURSELF INTO THINKING CAVE!SEX IS A LEGITIMATE MARRIAGE CEREMONY, AND NOW YOU'RE ACTING AS IF HE SNUBBED YOU AT A DINNER PARTY, SO OH, I WON'T TALK TO HIM NOW.

THIS IS THE MAN YOU COMMITTED SUICIDE OVER, YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU COMPLETELY MAD USELESS WOMAN DO YOU NOT EVEN WANT TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK?

GO AWAY DIDO, I LIKE YOU NOT.

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I IS GLAD THAT YOU BE HAPPIES.

DO YOU NOT EVEN WANT TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK? - I WANT TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK AND I QUITE LIKE HIM AND DIDN'T GO CRAZY OVER HIM. HEY DIDO, YOUR MIND IS FUCKED A LOT.

And you are not a bad person, but you are a very funny person. HEE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY ON FIRE BURN DIDO BURN (YOU CAN BE HIS BUNSEN BURNER AND HE WON'T BE YOUR NAKED FLAME). Ahem.

Momentary lapses into mad rubbish song aside, I LIKE DIDO NOT AS WELL (OH GOD THE GRAMMAR).

ALSO THE MAN IS NOW BEING ESCORTED BY A WOMAN NAMED THE SIBYL. THE SIBYL. SHE HAS A 'THE', AND YOU, DIDO, ARE JUST INSANE. I want what Vergil smoked plzkthx

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PS: I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER 'HAPPIES' LOOKS MORE LIKE 'HERPES' OR 'NAPPIES' AND I MEANT NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

My brain fails at life.

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My brain fails at life.

BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME LAUGH.

*runs off again*