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[mooging]

I wanted to do something nice for youuuu peoples, because you are always so lovely to me. Hence, this:

Comment with your username and I'll give you an honest compliment (or several). Then post this in your journal and spread the love.

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[moogle62.livejournal.com]

HEY AWESOMECAKES!

You're very very genuine, and supportive, and CRAZY in the good way. You like Latin, which makes you a genius, and you're clever and funny and SCARY CAPSLOCK CONVERSATIONS with you make me giggle for days. (In fact, I have one of our Dido rants printed off and tucked inside my Classics book to rally my spirits when the WHINING gets too much to bear).

You write scarily well and you seem warm and open and yaye.

*cuddles you*

(Oh, and in case you wanted to know, we did part of Book 6 in Classics and WE SEE MORE SODDING DIDO. Seriously. Aeneas goes to the Underworld because he's whiny and doesn't want to set up his big fated city without his father's approval (SERIOUSLY AENEAS YOU ARE THE HERO OF AN EPIC SUCK IT UP AND GET ON WITH THE FATE-SEALING) and while he's there he goes past a big group of people who have died before their time and Dido is one of them. And then, and this is the part that made me try to kill myself through repeatedly smashing my Classics book against my face, HE ASKS IF IT WAS HIS FAULT SHE DIED. YES YOU FOOL, I THINK YOU MAY HAVE HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT. JUST A TAD.

And then she says nothing (mercifully) and runs off to go play with Sychaeus and pretend she was totally faithful and in no way had a thing with the big hot hero, in a cave, with nymphs, and Aeneas WHINES A BIT MORE.)

Ahaha, sorry if you already knew that, I just needed to rant.

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YOUR COMPLIMENTS ARE SO MUCH BETTER THAN MINE, NO, THIS IS NOT ALLOWED.

Um, and also, y'know, THANK YOU VERY VERY MUCH YOU MAKE ME HAPPY. :D

And our Latin teacher showed us that bit in Book 6, because she thought we'd be interested, but I'M GLAD YOU RANTED ANYWAY, because it means I can say this:

AND DIDO. DIDO WITH HER GLARING AT AENEAS, OR WHATEVER IT WAS, AND RUNNING OFF LIKE A PETULANT LITTLE CHILD WHEN THIS IS THE MAN WHO SET YOU ON FIRE (UM, FIGURATIVELY, I MEANT, BUT I JUST THOUGHT, HEY, SORT OF LITERALLY TOO, WHICH SHOULDN'T MAKE ME GIGGLE, AM I A BAD PERSON?), AND MADE YOU LOVE HIM SO UTTERLY THAT YOU DELUDED YOURSELF INTO THINKING CAVE!SEX IS A LEGITIMATE MARRIAGE CEREMONY, AND NOW YOU'RE ACTING AS IF HE SNUBBED YOU AT A DINNER PARTY, SO OH, I WON'T TALK TO HIM NOW.

THIS IS THE MAN YOU COMMITTED SUICIDE OVER, YOU WILL NEVER SEE HIM AGAIN, YOU COMPLETELY MAD USELESS WOMAN DO YOU NOT EVEN WANT TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK?

GO AWAY DIDO, I LIKE YOU NOT.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I IS GLAD THAT YOU BE HAPPIES.

DO YOU NOT EVEN WANT TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK? - I WANT TO HIT HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A ROCK AND I QUITE LIKE HIM AND DIDN'T GO CRAZY OVER HIM. HEY DIDO, YOUR MIND IS FUCKED A LOT.

And you are not a bad person, but you are a very funny person. HEE LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY ON FIRE BURN DIDO BURN (YOU CAN BE HIS BUNSEN BURNER AND HE WON'T BE YOUR NAKED FLAME). Ahem.

Momentary lapses into mad rubbish song aside, I LIKE DIDO NOT AS WELL (OH GOD THE GRAMMAR).

ALSO THE MAN IS NOW BEING ESCORTED BY A WOMAN NAMED THE SIBYL. THE SIBYL. SHE HAS A 'THE', AND YOU, DIDO, ARE JUST INSANE. I want what Vergil smoked plzkthx

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

PS: I CAN'T DECIDE WHETHER 'HAPPIES' LOOKS MORE LIKE 'HERPES' OR 'NAPPIES' AND I MEANT NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS.

My brain fails at life.

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My brain fails at life.

BUT IT ALSO MAKES ME LAUGH.

*runs off again*