"In the dream, I was a werewolf"

[mooging]

I feel I should stop posting about random real life rubbish and give you lovely people less dire to read, seeing as you're all so wonderfully awesome to me.

So here are two completely non-reality based things: 

I forget where I found this picture, but I don't claim to have capped it - if you know who I should be crediting, please tell me.

Also, WHY SO HOT DAVID? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH YOUR SWEETNESS AND THE KITTEN AND MY BRAIN IS MELTED RUBBISH NOW THANKS.

  _la_mysterieuse asked me about these things:

- this is a picture of Isabelle Huppert from the film I Heart Huckabees, in which she plays a hot nihilist (or something, I forget) who wears a hot purple dress and is generally ridiculously attractive. So, I iconed it and shoved some random text in the background in a kind of pretentious icon-prettying way.

- this is a quote icon from the Green Wing special, when Guy and Mac are having an 'argument' about [spoilery spoiler spoiler] and something to the effect of this exchange happens:

MAC: Or you'll what?
GUY: Or I'll smash you up.
MAC: You'll smash me up, will you?
GUY: Yeah, up against the wall if I have to.
MAC: [gesturing attractively for no real reason] Oh, gosh, and possibly crikey.

It bears mentioning that they carry out this (wonderfully homosexually charged) exchange of words mere inches away from each other, and as well as it being crazy to type out anything Green Wing related out of context because it always comes off making the person transcribing look like a freak who watches INSANE BRITISH COMEDY (a true thing, I admit), that carries the best line in the History of Things.

Oh, gosh, and possibly crikey. *falls down*

- more Green Wing. Sue White is the Staff Liasons person in the Green Wing hospital, and is notoriously crazy like a wolf. This is a woman who thinks nothing of artificially inseminating herself with a pipette whilst lying on her desk with her legs in the air and singing a song about fish. And I love her.

And she has damn good legs. 

French: I don't know why I'm putting myself through two more years of this when it causes me such anxiety, as witnessed by you all. I just want to be fluent in another language and I love the way French sounds, even if I can't speak it without sounding shit.

Individualism: Ahaha, this was me wanting a way to express 'is not sane like normal people and in fact embraces her inner crazy' without resorting to something like 'not your average person' but then both things make you sound like every other person even though you are in fact slightly demented, and I ended up stealing this word from my friend's userinfo. I know, I am insane.

Interesting Jewellery: Ahh, jewellery. I adore it. I go out dripping in the stuff, and poor darling  has tried in vain to stop me wearing (as she put it) 'statement earrings' with a 'statement necklace'. I don't feel pretty and I don't feel inteesting so I wear pretty things to make myself feel interesting, and to give myself something to focus on so I can look in the mirror and not have to turn it round so I don't catch a glimpse of myself when I walk past it.

 
ETA: Er, now with correct layouting. Thanks, lj, for screwing me around.