"In the dream, I was a werewolf"

[mooging]

I feel I should stop posting about random real life rubbish and give you lovely people less dire to read, seeing as you're all so wonderfully awesome to me.

So here are two completely non-reality based things: 

I forget where I found this picture, but I don't claim to have capped it - if you know who I should be crediting, please tell me.

Also, WHY SO HOT DAVID? ARE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME WITH YOUR SWEETNESS AND THE KITTEN AND MY BRAIN IS MELTED RUBBISH NOW THANKS.

  _la_mysterieuse asked me about these things:

- this is a picture of Isabelle Huppert from the film I Heart Huckabees, in which she plays a hot nihilist (or something, I forget) who wears a hot purple dress and is generally ridiculously attractive. So, I iconed it and shoved some random text in the background in a kind of pretentious icon-prettying way.

- this is a quote icon from the Green Wing special, when Guy and Mac are having an 'argument' about [spoilery spoiler spoiler] and something to the effect of this exchange happens:

MAC: Or you'll what?
GUY: Or I'll smash you up.
MAC: You'll smash me up, will you?
GUY: Yeah, up against the wall if I have to.
MAC: [gesturing attractively for no real reason] Oh, gosh, and possibly crikey.

It bears mentioning that they carry out this (wonderfully homosexually charged) exchange of words mere inches away from each other, and as well as it being crazy to type out anything Green Wing related out of context because it always comes off making the person transcribing look like a freak who watches INSANE BRITISH COMEDY (a true thing, I admit), that carries the best line in the History of Things.

Oh, gosh, and possibly crikey. *falls down*

- more Green Wing. Sue White is the Staff Liasons person in the Green Wing hospital, and is notoriously crazy like a wolf. This is a woman who thinks nothing of artificially inseminating herself with a pipette whilst lying on her desk with her legs in the air and singing a song about fish. And I love her.

And she has damn good legs. 

French: I don't know why I'm putting myself through two more years of this when it causes me such anxiety, as witnessed by you all. I just want to be fluent in another language and I love the way French sounds, even if I can't speak it without sounding shit.

Individualism: Ahaha, this was me wanting a way to express 'is not sane like normal people and in fact embraces her inner crazy' without resorting to something like 'not your average person' but then both things make you sound like every other person even though you are in fact slightly demented, and I ended up stealing this word from my friend's userinfo. I know, I am insane.

Interesting Jewellery: Ahh, jewellery. I adore it. I go out dripping in the stuff, and poor darling  has tried in vain to stop me wearing (as she put it) 'statement earrings' with a 'statement necklace'. I don't feel pretty and I don't feel inteesting so I wear pretty things to make myself feel interesting, and to give myself something to focus on so I can look in the mirror and not have to turn it round so I don't catch a glimpse of myself when I walk past it.

 
ETA: Er, now with correct layouting. Thanks, lj, for screwing me around.

Comments

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

MILK-FED GIMP.

...

Sorry, I just had the strongest urge to say that to you my darling Mooglet. I hope it made you giggle like it did me.

*hugs* I wear jewellery and pretty clothes for the same reasons you do. And ohhhhh the love I have for Isabelle, Sue White and Sue White's legs.

PS- I watched a French film yesterday. One without subtitles, so 90% of the time I had no idea what was being said and overall I only had a basic idea of what was happening. Why did I watch it then you ask? I will be posting the answer on my journal some time today, but yes the reason was for TEH PRETTY. :D

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

TALK TOILET TO ME. (PISS-MIDGET)

Oooh, which French film was it? I be Interested nows. Shut up, who needs plot when there is TEH PRETTY?

Also, you know the walk we did with the fields and the mud and then we were sensible and came back on the road and I said the sheep killed me from over the other side of the fence? I DID THE WALK AGAIN ONLY WITH A LONGER ADDED BIT ON THE END A BIT FURTHER UP DOWN A COBBLED STEEP GRASS HILL AND THE SHEEP WERE IN THE FIELD.

You are lucky I am alive to post this capslock OTP comment to you, is all I am saying.

[missfoxie.livejournal.com]

I BOUGHT YOU FOR 30P.

It was a 1989 film called Milou En Mai and it has serious Harriet pretty in it. Sexy flirty Seventies Boho Harriet. Examples of Teh Yumminess: One, Two, Three, Four and finally, Five. And yes, I get a little transfixed by her cleavage. XD So does that guy, I have a screencap of his shameless perving.

Aww, I am proud of you doing Teh Nature Walk of d00m and surviving sheep! *hugs her sweet hippy little Mooglet* Ah yes, because had you been set upon by sheep, your immediate thought would have been "Oh gosh and possibly crikey, I might not be able to post capslock OTP comments about it!"

[lo0o0ony-lauren.livejournal.com]

KITTEN

GREEN WING

GAY

THINGS

HELLO

Er, anyway, yes - I find French ridiculously difficult and have my speaking test in a couple of days, ahaha. I know you had yours last week, and I can only hope that mine goes half as well. You may not think yours went particularly well, but you didn't break anything or anyone and, really, that is pretty much the most that I could ever hope for. :D

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

THAT WAS AN AMAZING OPENING TO A COMMENT

HELLO

When is / when was your French oral? I'm sure it will go /went swimmingly well and that both things and people remained intact, which is always a good thing.

:D

[lo0o0ony-lauren.livejournal.com]

It was todayyyy - it didn't go incredibly badly, but it's hard to tell what constitutes "okay" having never done a GCSE Speaking Exam in French before. Oh well! And, fanks.

XD

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

*flails* BRIDESHEAD ICON.

I have yet to see the tv thingum of it, because I need to get past my blinding dislike of Jeremy Irons in order to do so, but still. BRIDESHEAD = LOTS OF WIN.

And I'm sure you, er, did better than incredibly badly? Oh God, I should not be allowed to speak to people.

[strangeumbrella.livejournal.com]

[gesturing attractively for no real reason]
Which is pretty much what Mac does quite a lot of the time, y/n. He does a nice little pointy thing a lot.

MAC: You'll smash me up, will you?
GUY: Yeah, up against the wall if I have to.
Oh, boys, you are so gay. Sigh.

OOH KITTEN LOOK

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Which is pretty much what Mac does quite a lot of the time, y/n. He does a nice little pointy thing a lot. - Y. Also, the pointy thing is hot when he does it and pretentious and shit when I notice that I've picked up the habit and wave my hands around in a gesticulating nonsense way when talking to people.

The gay is the true.

KITTEN YAYE.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_faeriequeen/]

Jumping on the general bandwagon of woo-and-yay for the Tennant/kitten and GW gayage. I think one of the the best things about that scene though is the sarcastic "I love you and will you marry me?" Mac says to Guy...just for a second when I first saw it I seriously thought they might run off together and it made me so squeeful!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

They should have run off together. With Caroline. In a big crazy screwed-up loving kind of way, with jokes and innuendo and an overload of hot.

Yaye is also around for Tennant + kitten, because... *falls down*.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_faeriequeen/]

Hells yes...OT3 FTW!

*uses DT + kitten icon*
*melts from the cute*

[miss-atom.livejournal.com]

I feel like I ahvent spoken to you in agessss!!!! Glad french went ok :) and that you are posting!! KITTENNNNNN!

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I KNOOW LOOK AT THE LITTLE PRECIOUS KITTEN I WANT ONE AND IT COULD PLAY WITH MY CRAZY CAT.

Oooh I knooow, I feel the same, why haven't we spokened? We should do the speaking more. *hugs*

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

French: I don't know why I'm putting myself through two more years of this when it causes me such anxiety, as witnessed by you all. I just want to be fluent in another language and I love the way French sounds, even if I can't speak it without sounding shit.

YES. YES EXACTLY YES EXACTLY A THOUSAND TIMES THIS IS EXACTLY HOW I FEEL ABOUT GERMAN.

YES.

And my German oral was kind of 'AH FUCK OFF DIE'. I think she wrote down 2 out of 10 for my C roleplay, I KID YOU NOT.

AND DID YOU KNOW THEY'RE DOING A MUSICAL PRODUCTION OF THE ENTIRE AENEID IN OXFORD ON JUNE 15TH?

A MUSICAL. PRODUCTION. OF THE ENTIRE. AENEID.

*BRAIN EXPLODES*

I DID NOT REALISE THERE WERE SUCH MAD PEOPLE IN THE WORLD...AND I REALLY WISH I COULD GO. XD

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

OH MY GOD A MUSICAL AENEID? THE FULL AENEID? ARE PEOPLE INEXHAUSTABLE? DO THEY WANT TO KEEL OVER AND DIE OF SIMILE OVERDOSE?

I really, really want to hear a song about the doe simile. I should write one. Oh God, forget I said that.

SHH YOUR FACE, SHE DID NOT WRITE DOWN 2 OUT OF 10 AND IF SHE DID SHE MEANT '2 OF THE HIGHEST THINGS' OUT OF '10 OF THE NON-IMPORTANT THINGS'. YOU DID GOOD SHH.

Ahahahaha, June 15th is the day of my French Reading and Writing papers, plus the Physics exam.

BUT SERIOUSLY A MUSICAL AENEID IS AWESOMECAKES.

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

WRITE THE DOE SIMILE SONG AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER!!!!!!!!! XD

I still think it all went terribly, but I can't do anything about it now, anyway.

WHY AM I TAKING ALL THESE DIFFICULT SUBJECTS FOR A-LEVEL?

WHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYY??????????

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I KNOOOOW THAT FEELING.

WHY AM I TAKING FRENCH FOR A-LEVEL WHAT IN THE HELL IS WRONG WITH MEEEE?

I had my last French lesson before the exams today.

I CANNOT BELIEVE I LEAVE SCHOOL ON FRIDAY OH GOD AND THE LATIN UNSEEN TRANSLATION EXAM IS ON TUESDAY FUCKING FUCK FUCKETY HELL BUGGERS.

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

CAN I JUST AGREE WITH EVERYTHING THERE?

I had my last German lesson before the exams today, except it wasn't even a proper one because all I did was revise for my oral.

And panic about my oral.

...And do my Latin homework. For my last LATIN lesson before the exams GOD I AM SO SCREWED.