"I will answer your questions but only in the language of a crow"

[mooging]

My morning has not gone particularly well. It has been a tad full of trivial little deviations from nice, simple tasks that has ended in me metaphorically sticking myself to the computer chair and watching Top Gear clips until the stress went away.

I was making myself some breakfast. I had tea and Alpen (muesli). I had poured the hot water into the tea cup when my sister (who is 5) appeared down the stairs. Everything kind of spiraled from there.

SISTER: Can I have some raisins?
TEA: *gets stronger by the second*
ME: OMGZTEA.
SISTER: RAISINS
ME: *dives in the cupboard, pours out the raisins (not noticing that she is actually pouring out currents)*
TEA: AHAHAHAHAHA I WILL BE TOO STRONG TO DRINK SOON!
SISTER: *goes away*
CRISIS 1: *is averted*

A few moments later, as everything is nearly ready and I am preparing to go up the stairs and eat:

SISTER: *re-appears* Don't like these, want a yogurt.
ME: *gets a yogurt*
SISTER: *goes away again*
CURRENTS: *sit in bowl, waiting to go back in the packet*
PACKET: *has a tiny, tiny opening for a lot of currents to fit through*
CURRENTS: *go everywhere*
ME: MUST HURRY.
TEA: AHAHAHA NOW I WILL COOL DOWN RAPIDLY
ME: OMG WANT NICE TEA
MILK: *is poured quickly into Alpen*
MILK: *actually sloshes out of bowl and under the kettle*
ME: WHY IS THIS HAPPENING?!
CLOTH: *refuses to clean milk*
KITCHEN: *smells like milk*
TEA: MWAHAHAHAHAHA I WILL BE SO DISGUSTING!
ALPEN: And I am going soggy!

CRISIS 2: *leaves Moog a wearied wreck*

Yes, I did over-dramatise that. Yes, I do get perturbed by minor disruptions. Stop mocking me.

Meanwhile, it is the weekend and I have Maths coursework to procrastinate over, so let's play this (stolen from rionaleonhart):

Comment to this post with an idea for a Top Five list (for example, Five Things Top Gear Dog Would Rather Not Have Seen, or Five Times Laura Roslin's Desk Broke, or Five Monday Morning Incidents With Mac's Motorbike). Then, in a separate post in reply to your comment, I will compile the requested list, according to me. Multiple requests are welcomed.

Comments

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

Things can only get better...Right? XD

Anyway: Five Things Top Gear Dog Would Say, If She Could.

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

Okay, here we go:

Five Things Top Gear Dog Would Say, If She Could:

1) She would start by loudly and violently protesting her dislike of cars. Annoyingly, without a real, word-forming voice, she is stuck having to vomit on the ones she finds particularly displeasing, and it upsets her and makes everyone shout.
2) She would then tell the world exactly what happened on the caravan holiday, when she and Richard were abducted by the scary persistant lady, despite Richard himself having not told a soul. She feels the world needs to know, because it isn't fair she should keep the humour to herself.
3) She still doesn't like James May, so she thinks she might not say much to him.
4) She has spent a year or so around the presenters now, and knows how they banter. She would join in: she would be very, very good at it, because she now knows what hurts who the most.
5) She has no guilt about #4, because they deserve everything they get. They didn't give her a proper name.
6) She doesn't really mind her name, but this is her excuse.

[misplacedmarble.livejournal.com]

4 = AWWWW. 5 = HAHAHA.

BUT I do have actual words! I do! 1 and 2 are awesome, especially because I now have the image of her just deciding whether to vomit in the car this time or not. XD

[moogle62.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! Yes, I think Top Gear Dog's deep-seated resentment of her three word name and her owners being car mad when she herself doesn't like them leads her to do a lot of things that we don't know about :D