A conversation snippet of insanity

[mooging]

'Why is your tea so much less murderous than my tea?' says:

(all these moe awesome people scare me with their goodness)

Lozalang says:

(I used to be scared of the moepeoples, but I reckon they're more scared of us than we are of them. like spiders, and toast.)

'Why is your tea so much less murderous than my tea?' says:

(moes are scared of toast?)

Lozalang says:

(no, toast is more scared of us)

Lozalang says:

(OBVIOUSLY. honestly, moog, that makes MUCH more sense!)

'Why is your tea so much less murderous than my tea?' says:

(oh, yes, I see now the error of my ways. I shall have to be more considerate next time I use the toaster.)