Oh, look, is that a bandwagon?

[mooging]

Although I will not be able to answer until tomorrow afternoon, after English Literature and Latin Verse exams, and I know I still haven't replied to a few comments (which I Will Do):

Stolen from everyone, ever:

Name a character and I'll tell you three (or more) facts about them from my own personal pseudo-canon.

(Also, I really don't mind if you pick more than one character, but no more than three please, because there are LIMITS TO MY BRAIN.)