"and every time you ask him for another vanishing act, he half-smiles"

Right, fic-writing is currently something I want to do but none of the characters are behaving and I can't get anything to work (except Ed Byrne and Russell Howard, who, conversely, won't shut the hell up when I want them to, and, yes, they do count as characters, be quiet), so I call upon the powers of meme and the uber-powers of friends-list, and ask you to bear another one-sentence fic meme, to get me in the writing mind-set again.

Pretty please?

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like. 

ILYOUALL.

"and every time you ask him for another vanishing act, he half-smiles"

Right, fic-writing is currently something I want to do but none of the characters are behaving and I can't get anything to work (except Ed Byrne and Russell Howard, who, conversely, won't shut the hell up when I want them to, and, yes, they do count as characters, be quiet), so I call upon the powers of meme and the uber-powers of friends-list, and ask you to bear another one-sentence fic meme, to get me in the writing mind-set again.

Pretty please?

Give me a character (or multiple characters, or a pairing, or a theory, or a ridiculous AU, or anything you like, really) from a fandom (er, preferably one that I'm familiar with. If you don't know whether I know a fandom or not, feel free to ask. Crossovers are absolutely fine), and a theme to go with it (by 'a theme' I mean anything that will give me some idea of where I'm going - be as vague or as specific as you want to be), and I'll write you a one-sentence fic. You may make as many requests as you like. 

ILYOUALL.