fic: tsn; sweet on you (NC-17) (2a/3)
Mar. 30th, 2011 09:56 pmSomehow, despite having a Spanish exam and my laptop power lead breaking, this got long enough that it had to be in THREE PARTS. OH MY GOD, WHAT EVEN IS MY LIFE? I AM SO SORRY, YOU GUYS, THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
Fact: 99 out of 100 fictional dentists say this is bad for your teeth. The other one is really bad at his job.
title: sweet on you (2/3)
: fandom: the social network
pairing: mark/eduardo
rating: R for content, but NC17 for FREQUENCY, maybe? Basically, NSFW at all.
word count: ~22,500 this part (I. DON'T. EVEN. KNOW.)
disclaimer: these are a) not based on the real people but their fictional counterparts from the 2010 film, and b) not my characters either.
summary: MORE BAKERY AU. Including feelings, feeling up, and Mark ruining Dustin's enjoyment of muffins forever.
a/n: HA HA HA, I cannot believe how long this is. Part three shouldn't take me as long, mostly because I have a big chunk of it already written from when I thought this would only be two parts long. WHAT IS MY LIFE, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME, ETC ETC ETC. Also, I have a thread up at
help_japan here, and bidding's still good there for a few more hours, if anyone's interested. ALSO EVERYONE SHOUD LOOK AT THIS: it is unbelievably good art of baker!Wardo and his SMILE and Mark by
schythr, and EVERYTHING ABOUT IT IS PERFECT AGSFHSDGHFJSGD. Also, thank you to Bear, who knows who she is, for listening to me panic down the phone at her about this. AND FINALLY, thank you so much to everyone who's commented on this so far, I am absolutely blown away by how wonderful everyone has been. <3333333
( Mark refuses to believe that the rest of the world spend dates just sort of awkwardly edging around the fact that they want to get in each others' pants, because there is a limit to his suspension of disbelief, and that limit is standing opposite Eduardo in his little apartment kitchen and watching him turn onions golden in a pan on his stove when Mark couldn't really care a whole lot less about the pasta sauce )
Fact: 99 out of 100 fictional dentists say this is bad for your teeth. The other one is really bad at his job.
title: sweet on you (2/3)
: fandom: the social network
pairing: mark/eduardo
rating: R for content, but NC17 for FREQUENCY, maybe? Basically, NSFW at all.
word count: ~22,500 this part (I. DON'T. EVEN. KNOW.)
disclaimer: these are a) not based on the real people but their fictional counterparts from the 2010 film, and b) not my characters either.
summary: MORE BAKERY AU. Including feelings, feeling up, and Mark ruining Dustin's enjoyment of muffins forever.
a/n: HA HA HA, I cannot believe how long this is. Part three shouldn't take me as long, mostly because I have a big chunk of it already written from when I thought this would only be two parts long. WHAT IS MY LIFE, WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO ME, ETC ETC ETC. Also, I have a thread up at
( Mark refuses to believe that the rest of the world spend dates just sort of awkwardly edging around the fact that they want to get in each others' pants, because there is a limit to his suspension of disbelief, and that limit is standing opposite Eduardo in his little apartment kitchen and watching him turn onions golden in a pan on his stove when Mark couldn't really care a whole lot less about the pasta sauce )