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This entry is pointless, random, and is only here to allow me to assert that I am not dead in the world of livejournal.

- History coursework is bad, due for two weeks from now, and I have no motivation. None at all. I'm sensing this is a bad thing and could lead to much cursing and whining.

- My feet/ankles/legs may now be amputated at home with CHEESE if they do not stop hurting soon. Seriously, I will find a way to amputate them with CHEESE if nothing else is around. Bloody useless doctors.

- Looking after my sister is tiring and patience-draining. I do not want children. My womb is officially off-limits for the rest of it's egg-producing life. Today, we did face painting. She was an alien. I learnt it takes an eternity to cover a small, wriggly, child's face in green face paint. Will to live, feel free to return to me as soon as you like. It would be appreciated.

- Thank good God, we're doing 'The Crucible' in English and I am enjoying it. It seems a long, long time since I read something in English that I enjoyed. Take that, Tess of the d'Urbervilles and your prose of WOE, and take that too, Merchant of Venice and your too-many-characters-without-sympathetical-features-and-over-writing CRAP. Hahahaha, the English this year has not been enjoyable, but now there is 'The Crucible' and hopefully I will be happy.

- I have written a House/Cuddy fiction thing that is basically a little missing scene (in my mind, it happened) from 'Euphoria, Part Two'. It may surface on here soon, if non-House watching people do not mind.

- Everyone must watch Suburban Shootout. There are no words for the genius of it. It is crack!fic on tv with Anna Chancellor being eviiiil and the sheer quirkiness of it all is overwhelmingly fabulous. UK people - watch it / tape it on Thursday (last one! *sobs*). Non-UK people - find someway to download it. I don't care how. You must watch it.

- I want to write a fic for Suburban Shootout, would anyone read it if I put it on here?

- BSG picspams are still the order of the day(s) but may take longer to emerge now the school is back.

- 'Twas the birthday of the rugged yet feminine Johnny Depp yesterday, which I should have celebrated with picspam and squee but was / am too tired from ill to do. I have kept the pictures and may squee at a later date.

That is all, my friends. You may now return to whatever you were doing before reading this fun!

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awwww >< feel better soon *hugs* and you must find your will to live!!! you are a beautiful person =D

Thank you...and thank you! *hugs back*

The Crucible is sooo great. You ever need someone to tak to about it, I'm your girl.

You already know I think Suburban Shootout is LOVE so yeah. Oh, and I would read it.

And finally, I look forward to the picspams no matter how long they take. :D

You would read it? It may descend into Camilla!sex at some point, I'm toying with what's believable for her character - but really, are there boundries? It's crack!fic on tv...but they kill and maim for reasons, and those reasons can be uptight...but then she is the 'bad gang girl'.

The picspams will be coming, and I will come squee with you over The Crucible.

I like to read any of your fics so yessss I would read it!

I love The Crucible too! But then I love the other two bnooks you mentioned...!!

Hope you feel ok and not too stressed and ill, my poor Moog. Need to chat soon, we do, yes we do. Missing youuuuu

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Babelet, we must talk soooooon! I is missething (missing, in Moog!speak) you. And I make up words. Email me (bloody no credit) and we can figure something out time-wise, yes?

You may have to read the fic...it is turning into crack!fic though, but it may be good!

cheese is not the best instrument to use for amputations. i find tomato puree works wonders. yup yup.

and yes. children are evil.

*makes mental note to watch suburban shootout*

Yes, Suburban Shootout! Is wonderful.

How about cheese AND tomato puree for the amputations? That might be a good combination!

Children = bad.

Darling, don't amputate your legs with cheese. Curl up with chocolate and DVDs and whine to everyone, but amputation is off-limits.

Oh god, children. Children and face painting and no.

House/Cuddy fic! Though I have yet to see the second half of Euphoria *ashamedface*

I'll find some way to watch Suburban Shootout, when I have time, because Anna Chancellor and crackfictv and yes.

Oh damn, I forgot to do a Johnny picspam, and I need to do a Hugh one, too. Arghhhh. I'll wait patiently for your picspams, because you need to do history coursework and Crucible things, and I want you to do well and be without stress, if that's possible. *hugs*

Are you sure amputation is off-limits? Because when I start whining, you may allow me to amputate the legs. Don't worry, am curling up without chocolate but with dvds (frakking virus of hell) which is helping the legs a tad.

We must not speak of children. While I am teh ill (again. God.), I am not required for much child-caring, but I am required for the EARLY MORNING child-caring.

I will enjoy your picspams - I like your picspams, they're prettyful. I do need to do History coursework and a few other things, but I try not to think about them because my head might go poof. Make me no stressy? Cuddles?

We will be talking soon, yes?

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- I want to write a fic for Suburban Shootout, would anyone read it if I put it on here?

Hi, found you through the interests list as I'm a Suburban Shootout fan too. I'd love to read any fic you might write, is it ok if I friend you?

And yes it totally is crack!fic on TV. I really wish I could have seen the meeting where they pitched the idea.

Also it was co-produced by Paramount so I think it's already been on over in the States and someone on my flist said she saw it was showing on cable over here already.

Hope your coursework went well too! :)

Oh, hi! Yeah, go ahead and friend me, new people are fun!

The pitch meeting may have gone a little like this:

SS PEOPLE: So, we want to do this show with housewives and guns and drug deals and stuff.
PRODUCERS: ....seriously?
SS PEOPLE: Yes, with Anna Chancellor and set it in a little village and have two battling housewives with guns. Did we mention ladies and guns?
PRODUCERS: Why us?

Fic-wise, the Suburban Shootout one is taking a little pause right now so I can write something else, but it will be written! Crack!fic ideas do not go away that easily ;)