I admit I did laugh at the retelling of your traumatic morning but only because that is exactly the sort of thing that pushes me over the edge first thing in the morning.

Also re your meme thing: 5 Times People on The Grid wished Things were more like James Bond.
Left as people on the Grid because I wasn't sure which characters you were familiar with and hey, more choice!

Also I haven't sent the videos yet, sorry. This week, Tuesday probably!