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The Rules: First, write down the names of 12 characters. Then read and answer the questions. You can't look at the questions (or click on the cut) until you write down the 12 characters you're going to use.

1. Christian Troy (Nip/Tuck)
2. Scully (X Files)
3. Sirius Black (HP)
4. Mulder (X Files)
5. Lupin (HP)
6. Miss Kenton (Remains of the Day)
7. Sean (Nip/Tuck)
8. Bree (DH)
9. Doggett (X Files)
10. Hermione (HP)
11. Snape (HP)
12. Mab (Merlin)

The Questions

Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fic? Do you want to?

Someone writes it and I'll read it!

Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Mulder? Well, yes, but only if his hair isn't doing that icky thing it can do sometimes! If he's kissing/talking to/looking at/stood next to Scully, her schexyness rubs off on him. As I'm sure they do to each other when the cameras go away!

What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

Um, hello? Both female. Not going to work. Although, with Mab, she probably could do that, but the result would not be a good one!

Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine?

Rec as in recommend? No. I don't read them.

Would Two and Six make a good couple?

Yes! Omg yes! The schex of Gillian Anderson/Emma Thompson! *collapses*

Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

Ew. Neither. Five is perfectly happy with three, thank you very much! My gay boy couple! Well, one of them.

What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

He'd be very embarrased and back out again. Although if he was HUMAN, which he isn't, he would stay and marvel and the schex of the pairing.

Make up a summary for a Three/Ten fic.

So very very wrong. No, I refuse. And I think I've already mentioned that Five LURVES Three so no other pairings with those people are used!!

Is there any such thing as One/Eight fluff?

I wish! I don't think so though.

Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve hurt/comfort fic.

It can't happen! No. Mab would bite him first. And not in the good way.

What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?

Christian does not need deflowering! Nice pairing though.

Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?

Yes, my Meredithy! Seanian is another of her gay boy couples. Mwah.

Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Meredithy and I both read Three slash with five, because they are in LURVE and very very happy as gay boys together. No het for Sirius.

Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Ahh! Want them to! But no. I've seen some very good drawings of him over at Artistic Alley though.

Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

I've personally written two/four because they are my straight couple and I lurve them. Five, my Lupin, is in LURVE with three, Sirius, and they are the only people they will be slashed with! Five/Three! Lupinius! How many times do I need to say this?!

What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?

I don't think she would scream. She'd probably be thinking about books.

If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, which song would you choose?

Hmm. I don't know! Well, I have an idea, but I can't remember the name of the song.

If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warnings be?

I'm brain damaged and wrote something very very wrong. Don't read it.

What might be a good pick-up line for Two to use on Ten?

She wouldn't even consider it! Anyway, Two (Scully) lurves Mulder anyway, so it wouldn't happen. And the age thing is wrong anyway.

When was the last time you read a fic about Five?

Last night, when I typed up my own Lupinius for the post below this one!

What is Six's super-sekrit kink?

Dusters, probably! Only if they're on Anthony Hopkins though.

Would Eleven shag Nine?

Noo! Noo! Doggett lurves Skinner anyway. And Snape shags schexy LucyLuscious, so there's no point in even considering it.

If Three and Seven get together, who tops?

No, it is not happening people! Lupinius is the only slash pairing for Lupin and Sirius and any other kind of pairing for those characters, leave them alone in their happy gay boy love!

"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name one person who should write it.

Would people please leave Lupinius alone to their own gay boy love! God, stop mixing them with other people. They don't like it. But I'd make Meredithy write it - oh wait, there's too much gay boy slash in it for her. I'd have to write it and it won't happen because the pairings? Are crap. The title would be "Don't read me, I'd bad bad bad and wrong and should NOT happen". Although that would probably entice people. *coughMeredithycough* ;)

How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?

Not. Happy. Bree lurves Lynette. Let's move on.

Maybe next time I do one of those, I should be less uptight about the true lurve status of the people I pick! Thanks to Meredithy for that fun thing.